Rainbow Dash had flown straight to Canterlot after she and Pinkie had ran out of gas, during which Chrysalis had fainted three more times, once of which was from Pinkie Pie farting on her, and Celestia had personally come to imprison her. "We're just awesome," said Rainbow Dash, and she and Pinkie Pie snickered to each other. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, congratulations on catching her. "I don't know where she was but she smelled really bad, so Celestia gave her a cold shower before the trip to the gates. "Princess Celestia told me she sent Chrysalis straight to Tartarus," said Princess Twilight Sparkle. The Main 6, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike sat around the table of Twilight's castle. "Let's tie her up and fart on her some more when she wakes up!" Twilight Sparkle loves to fart "She's just fainted," said Rainbow Dash, who could see her chest moving. Rainbow Dash got up and Pinkie Pie prodded the motionless changeling queen with her hoof. Chrysalis's hooves stopped flailing only three seconds after the fart. This fart was unusually airy, but lasted fourteen seconds and smelled awful. Pinkie Pie got up, and Rainbow Dash sat on Chrysalis's face and farted on her again. Rainbow Dash laughed at this, and Chrysalis flailed her hooves helplessly. Pinkie Pie sat on Chrysalis's face, making sure to avoid her horn, and farted on her for thirteen seconds. "Ugh, you are absolutely nauseating," said Chrysalis. Rainbow Dash turned around to see Chrysalis behind her, gasping for air. "Check it out Dashie! Your latest fart defeated Queen Chrysalis!" Pinkie Pie laughed even harder, then got back to her feet and noticed Chrysalis for the first time. Applejack fell on her side, and in a flash of green light, transformed into Queen Chrysalis, who had been trying to capture Rainbow Dash so she couldn't interfere with her latest plan. Rainbow Dash let out the loudest, most boisterous fart yet, which lasted seventeen seconds. Applejack opened her mouth to grab Rainbow's tail in her mouth. Or to notice Applejack sneaking up behind Rainbow Dash.Īpplejack quietly tiptoed behind the pegasus, fixing her eyes on her rainbow-colored tail.
Pinkie Pie fell on her back and laughed so hard she farted for six seconds. Once she was done, Rainbow Dash let out a loud fart for fifteen seconds. "I'm still winning," said Rainbow Dash, but she couldn't help but laugh.
"Come on Dashie, that one didn't count!" said Pinkie Pie, and she turned around so her butt was facing Rainbow Dash and farted loud for eleven seconds. Pinkie Pie started laughing some more, accidentally letting a loud fart that only lasted one second. Rainbow Dash farted deeper-pitched for twelve seconds. Pinkie Pie giggled, then let out a loud wet fart for nine seconds. "Me first!" said Pinkie Pie, and she let out a high-pitched fart that lasted five seconds. They ate a big meal of beans with fart powder sprinkled on them, and within minutes, felt like they were about to explode. They wouldn't usually fart in front of anyone else, because they knew not all ponies found it funny, especially Rarity. They would often fart in front of each other when no one else was around. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie both thought it was fun to fart, and they found farts to be really funny. "Hey Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow Dash one day.
Yes, I know, they've engaged in farting contests before in my stories, but this one has a little twist to it. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie love to fart Author's Notes: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie love to fart.
Writing quality is probably the same as the last eight stories. Warning: Will contain stretchy scenarios, possible repetitive formulas, most likely low quality, and definitely OoC. Not intended for anyone who doesn't either have a fetish for it or find it funny.Īpplejack doesn't really get her own chapter, since I don't really fetishize her that much, but she does have a part to play. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a farting contest with each other, finding it to be absolutely hilarious, while Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Rarity secretly love farting and set a time when they fart a lot when no one else is around.Ĭontains: Fart (obviously), and Fluttershy's chapter contains a brief, softcore, non-descriptive instance of watersports, but I don't think it's graphic enough to warrant an M rating (I've seen more graphic scenes in some T stories). Login Ponies Who Love to Fart by The Dark Wolfįirst published 7th of March, 2017 Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a farting contest, and most of the other ponies love to fart when no one's around.